Description: Overview : Brace Yourself for a Shock! This card kicks off with a bold “Mom, you cunt,” but don’t worry—unfold it for the heartwarming twist: “Mom, you taught me how not to be a cunt.” It’s the perfect blend of sass and sentiment, guaranteed to make Mom laugh, and maybe even tear up a little. Perfect for the mom with a great sense of humor! Here's what you need to know: ✅ Card size: 7" x 5" folded, 7" x 10" unfolded✅ Material: Premium 300 GSM black cardstock (non-laminated)✅ Foil Finish: High-quality hot stamped foil (red and white)✅ Order includes: one 120 GSM black cardstock envelope (non-laminated)✅ Design: A hilarious "Mom, you cunt" surprise, unfolding into a loving message✅ Number of cards: one✅ Message: blank, write your own (or don't) Measurements: Similar size and dimensions to any old regular gift card and comes with a black easy peel and seal envelope included. ✅ Size: 7"x5" Shipping & Returns : How long does shipping take? ✅ All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below: ✅ US/CAN: 4-7 Days ✅ WORLDWIDE: 4-10 Days Can I return my order? ✅ Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.
Price: 9.99 USD
Location: South San Francisco, California
End Time: 2025-01-11T14:38:19.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 14 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Origin: California
Antique: No
Character: Darkness
Occasion: All Occasions
Color: Black
Recipient: Mom
Vintage: No
Brand: Dark Humor Cards
Personalize: Yes
Type: Greeting Card
Item Height: 7 in
Theme: Humor
Features: Customizable, Including Envelope
Card Type: Folded Card
Unit Quantity: 500
Item Width: 5 in
Personalization Instructions: Want to personalize your order? Please message us with the note you want inside your card (100 character limit)
Available Variations
Color: 1 Pack - $9.99 each
Price: 9.99 USD
Available Quantity: 50
Quantity Sold: 0
Color: 6 Pack - $19.99($3.33 each)
Price: 19.99 USD
Available Quantity: 50
Quantity Sold: 0
Color: 12 Pack - $29.99($2.49 each)
Price: 29.99 USD
Available Quantity: 50
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