Description: Alexandra Petri's US History by Alexandra Petri Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description A witty, absurdist satire of the last 500 years, Alexandra Petris US History is the fake textbook you never knew you needed! Publisher Description As a columnist for the Washington Post, Alexandra Petri has watched in real time as those who didnt learn from history have been forced to repeat it. And repeat it. And repeat it. If we repeat history one more time, were going to fail! Maybe its time for a new textbook. Alexandra Petris US History contains a lost (invented!) history of America. (A history for people disappointed that the only president whose weird sex letters we have is Warren G. Harding.) Petris "historical fan fiction" draws on real events and completely absurd fabrications to create a laugh-out-loud, irreverent takedown of our nations complicated past. On Petris deranged timeline, John and Abigail Adams try sexting, the March sisters from Little Women are sixty feet tall, and Susan Sontag goes to summer camp. Nearly eighty short, hilarious pieces span centuries of American history and culture. Ayn Rand rewrites The Little Engine That Could. Nikola Teslas friends stage an intervention when he falls in love with a pigeon. The characters from Sesame Street invade Normandy. And Mark Twain-who famously said reports of his death had been greatly exaggerated-offers a detailed account of his undeath, in which he becomes a zombie. This side-splitting work of historical humor shows why Alexandra Petri has been hailed as a "genius,"* a "national treasure,"† and "one of the funniest writers alive"‡. *Olivia Nuzzi, Katha Pollitt †Julia Ioffe, Katy Tur, John Scalzi, Chuck Wendig, Jamil Smith, and Susan Hennessey ‡Randall Munroe Author Biography Alexandra Petri is a humorist and columnist for the Washington Post and author of three books including Nothing Is Wrong and Here Is Why, a Thurber Prize finalist. She lives in Washington, DC. Details ISBN 1324074760 ISBN-13 9781324074762 Title Alexandra Petri's US History Author Alexandra Petri Format Paperback Year 2024 Pages 352 Publisher WW Norton & Co GE_Item_ID:159168925; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys
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ISBN-13: 9781324074762
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Book Title: Alexandra Petri's Us History : Important American Documents (I Made Up)
Number of Pages: 352 Pages
Language: English
Publisher: Norton & Company, Incorporated, w. w.
Topic: Topic / Politics, Topic / History, United States / General, Form / Essays
Publication Year: 2024
Item Height: 0.9 in
Illustrator: Yes
Genre: Humor, History
Item Weight: 9.9 Oz
Author: Alexandra Petri
Item Length: 8.2 in
Item Width: 5.5 in
Format: Trade Paperback