Don't Put Me In, Coach: My Incredible NCAA Journey from the End of the Bench to

Description: Don't Put Me In, Coach by Mark Titus An irreverent, hilarious insiders look at big-time NCAA basketball, through the eyes of the nations most famous bench warmer and author of the popular blog ClubTrillion.com. Titus holds the Ohio State record for career wins, and made it to the 2007 national championship game. But Titus isnt all over the highlight reels. FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Publisher Description An irreverent, hilarious insiders look at big-time NCAA basketball, through the eyes of the nations most famous benchwarmer and author of the popular blog ClubTrillion.com (3.6m visits!). Mark Titus holds the Ohio State record for career wins, and made it to the 2007 national championship game. You would think Titus would be all over the highlight reels. Youd be wrong. In 2006, Mark Titus arrived on Ohio States campus as a former high school basketball player who aspired to be an orthopedic surgeon. Somehow, he was added to the elite Buckeye basketball team, given a scholarship, and played alongside seven future NBA players on his way to setting the record for most individual career wins in Ohio State history. Think thats impressive? In four years, he scored a grand total of nine—yes, nine—points. This book will give readers an uncensored and uproarious look inside an elite NCAA basketball program from Tituss unique perspective. In his four years at the end of the bench, Mark founded his wildly popular blog Club Trillion, became a hero to all guys picked last, and even got scouted by the Harlem Globetrotters. Mark Titus is not your average basketball star. This is a wild and completely true story of the most unlikely career in college basketball. A must-read for all fans of March Madness and college sports! Author Biography MARK TITUSs blog, , has recorded over 3.6 million views since its debut in late 2008. He has been featured in the New York Times, ESPN.com, Yahoo.com, the Associated Press, and the Cleveland Plain Dealer. He has recently attempted to enter the NBA draft and tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters. Titus graduated from Ohio State in 2010, a hero to millions. Review "Mark Titus knows a lot of personal secrets of mine. If he revealed any of them in this book, I will kick him right in the testicles. Im not joking." -Greg Oden (#1 overall pick in 2007 NBA Draft, 2007 1st Team All-American) "Of all the players Ive coached in my career, Mark Titus is one of them." -Thad Matta (head basketball coach at Ohio State)"You want me to give you a quote? I guess I shouldnt be surprised. Youve been riding my coattails for years, so of course you want to put my name on your book to sell more copies." -Evan Turner (#2 overall pick in 2010 NBA Draft, 2010 college basketball National Player of The Year)"I havent read this book and probably never will, but the cover looks pretty cool I guess." -Mike Conley Jr. (#4 overall pick in 2007 NBA Draft, 2007 NCAA Tournament South Regional MVP) "If Mark Titus had been able to play basketball the way he can write, he would have joined his Ohio State team mates in the NBA. No kidding. This is nothing less than a modern-day basketball version of Ball Four, a terrific look behind the locker room door, funny and profane and real. Great stuff." -Leigh Montville, New York Times bestselling author of Ted Williams and Evel"Hilarious." -Chicago Tribune"As a good-humored book about what Titus calls normal kids who do stupid things while playing big-time basketball, Dont Put Me In, Coach should appeal not just to Buckeyes fans but also to anyone looking for a frank, humanizing peek in to the locker room....A funny read." -Sports Illustrated "For a reminder of the fun that can be had in college sports, turn to Mark Titus...The book, a comic tale of coming to terms with failure, is littered with stories of pranks, jokes, and team hijinks that may turn around that understandably low opinion of college sports. Everybody seems to be having a great time." -TheAtlantic.com "Its not often we notice a college basketball player who, over his four year career, played a total of 48 minutes in 32 games while racking up just nine points. But when that player happens to be Mark Titus, a Brownsburg, Indiana native who parlayed his benchwarming days at Ohio State University into a blog with nearly 4 million views and a new book titled Dont Put Me In, Coach, we make exceptions." -The Onions A.V. Club (Indianapolis)"Dont Put Me In, Coach, [is] a scabrously funny look at what its like to almost play for a No. 1-ranked NCAA hoops team." -The Free Lance–Star (Fredericksburg, VA)"The unique combination of snort-inducing hilarity and insider perspective makes this required reading for younger (or just perpetually immature) hoop heads. A perfect way to pass the time during the tournaments endless TV timeouts." -Kirkus"The Maxim demographic will revel in Tituss rebellious tales, which come with a heaping portion of snarky, bro-friendly prose, scatological humor, and pop culture references….And under all the pranks and immaturity, Titus is a likable, forthright narrator." -Publishers Weekly Review Quote "Mark Titus knows a lot of personal secrets of mine. If he revealed any of them in this book, I will kick him right in the testicles. Im not joking." - Greg Oden (#1 overall pick in 2007 NBA Draft, 2007 1st Team All-American) "Of all the players Ive coached in my career, Mark Titus is one of them." - Thad Matta (head basketball coach at Ohio State) "You want me to give you a quote? I guess I shouldnt be surprised. Youve been riding my coattails for years, so of course you want to put my name on your book to sell more copies." - Evan Turner (#2 overall pick in 2010 NBA Draft, 2010 college basketball National Player of The Year) "I havent read this book and probably never will, but the cover looks pretty cool I guess." - Mike Conley Jr. (#4 overall pick in 2007 NBA Draft, 2007 NCAA Tournament South Regional MVP) "If Mark Titus had been able to play basketball the way he can write, he would have joined his Ohio State team mates in the NBA. No kidding. This is nothing less than a modern-day basketball version of Ball Four , a terrific look behind the locker room door, funny and profane and real. Great stuff." - Leigh Montville , New York Times bestselling author of Ted Williams and Evel " Hilarious." -Chicago Tribune "As a good-humored book about what Titus calls normal kids who do stupid things while playing big-time basketball, Dont Put Me In, Coach should appeal not just to Buckeyes fans but also to anyone looking for a frank, humanizing peek in to the locker room....A funny read." - Sports Illustrated " For a reminder of the fun that can be had in college sports, turn to Mark Titus...The book, a comic tale of coming to terms with failure, is littered with stories of pranks, jokes, and team hijinks that may turn around that understandably low opinion of college sports. Everybody seems to be having a great time. " - TheAtlantic.com "Its not often we notice a college basketball player who, over his four year career, played a total of 48 minutes in 32 games while racking up just nine points. But when that player happens to be Mark Titus, a Brownsburg, Indiana native who parlayed his benchwarming days at Ohio State University into a blog with nearly 4 million views and a new book titled Dont Put Me In, Coach , we make exceptions." - The Onions A.V. Club (Indianapolis) " Dont Put Me In, Coach , [is] a scabrously funny look at what its like to almost play for a No. 1-ranked NCAA hoops team." - The Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA) "The unique combination of snort-inducing hilarity and insider perspective makes this required reading for younger (or just perpetually immature) hoop heads. A perfect way to pass the time during the tournaments endless TV timeouts." - Kirkus "The Maxim demographic will revel in Tituss rebellious tales, which come with a heaping portion of snarky, bro-friendly prose, scatological humor, and pop culture references....And under all the pranks and immaturity, Titus is a likable, forthright narrator." - Publishers Weekly Excerpt from Book Excerpted from the Hardcover Edition ONE Anybody who has ever been a walk-on for a Division I football or basketball team will tell you that being likened to Rudy at least once during a four-year career is pretty much an inevitability. The general public hears the term "walk-on" and immediately thinks that anyone who couldnt earn a scholarship must have been told his entire life that he wasnt good enough, before he relentlessly annoyed coaches for a spot on the team and got life-changing advice from what has to be the wisest field maintenance guy to ever live. Sadly, this image of a short, white walk-on caring more about the success of the team than all of his teammates combined is reinforced every March, when the guys wearing all their warm-ups on the end of the bench react to routine plays in the NCAA Tournament like tween girls at a Bieber concert. These douchers ruin it for the rest of us, as they cement a stereotype for all walk-ons that forever perpetuates the Rudy comparison. Well, youre never going to believe this, but not all walk-ons actually fit this description. I know, I know. Its hard to wrap your mind around the fact that there are sometimes exceptions to stereotypes, but youre just going to have to trust me with this one. I was fully aware of the walk-on stereotype when I started my career at Ohio State, which is why I promised myself that I would do everything in my power to be an exception. Dont get me wrong, I think Rudy is full of all sorts of inspiration and is the second-best sports movie ever made. (Im from Indiana and played basketball-Ill let you guess what I think the best sports movie of all time is.) But Ive found that very few people make a Rudy comparison in a complimentary way. Instead, they seem to be saying, "I think its adorable how you try really hard even though you suck balls and theres no way youll ever get a chance to play." This is why, from day one, I tried to distance myself from the Rudy comparison by pulling pranks on superstar teammates, routinely falling asleep during film sessions, and basically spending every day with the team trying to figure out exactly how much I could get away with. And as it turned out, I could get away with a lot. Whenever I reminisce with my friends and family about my four years of being a dickhead at Ohio State, they always seem to ask how exactly I was capable of getting away with some of the things I did. (Dont worry, well cover all of my shenanigans later.) After all, I was the bottom-feeder on the team who was supposed to just keep his mouth shut and stand on the sideline during practice until a coach told me to step in for a drill and essentially get sodomized in my role as human punching bag. Youd think that it would only take one screwup on my part for Coach Matta to send my ass packing, but instead he seemed to embrace me as the comedic relief for the team. In the history of the walk-on-head coach relationship, this was unprecedented. Never had someone in my position been given the freedom I was given, which is why I felt a great responsibility to use this privilege to my advantage. Which brings us back to the original question: how did I go from being a math major basketball manager who knew only three people on campus to one of the loudest voices in the locker room of the number-one-ranked college basketball team in less than a month? The answer to that lies deeply buried in a story about drugs, prostitution, love, betrayal, organized crime in the 1920s, and one mans pursuit of the American Dream. And by that I mean that the answer has nothing to do with any of those things. Sorry if I got your hopes up. TWO I dont want to brag or anything, but I honestly cant remember getting my first pubes. You might be confused as to how this could possibly be bragging, which is why I should also mention that I vividly remember third grade. Now, I dont want to jump to conclusions, but it seems like since I can remember third grade but I cant remember getting pubes, I must have started puberty before third grade. In other words, I had at least a two-year head start on the rest of my classmates in the race to become the guy all the ladies wanted to tongue-kiss under the bleachers at the varsity football games. I towered over all my friends, and I was even taller than most of my brothers friends, despite them being three years older than me. In fact, I was so much bigger than other kids my age that I had to get a special desk made for me in elementary school because I couldnt fit in the regular desks. Seriously. I was basically just like Robin Williams in Jack, only I wasnt completely covered with hair, and instead of being socially awkward about my size I dunked on fools on the seven-foot rims during recess. (Also, I wouldnt have completely blown the chance to get it on with Fran Drescher like Jack did, but thats a discussion well have to save for another time.) My size made me a natural fit for basketball, and I quickly fell in love with the game. Since my dad was the athletic director at a local high school when I was growing up, I always had access to a gym and would often stay for hours after the high school games on Friday and Saturday nights to shoot around. Sure this mostly consisted of me throwing up half-court shots and trying to drop-kick the ball in from the top row of the stands, but thats not the point. The point is that I sacrificed my Friday nights and therefore never got the chance to get a pants tent from watching Topanga during TGIF, all because I wanted to get in the gym, work on my game, and try to get better so I could make it to the NBA someday. Besides, those half-courters and shots from the bleachers proved to be useful years later when I made "Mr. Rainmaker," my critically acclaimed YouTube video. All this "practice" also paid off in the short term, as I instantly became a beast in the local rec league. But after a few years of playing in a league with just kids from my town, I ended up quitting because (a) the refs were dads of other kids in the league, which is to say they secretly despised me for destroying their sons and took out their frustration by calling criminally unfair fouls on me, and (b) our league had a limit on the number of points one person could score in a game. Thats right-the league punished kids for being talented, which is the most ass-backwards philosophy Ive ever heard of. What kind of Communist thought process was behind this decision to deter success in the interest of fairness? Last time I checked, this is America. And in America its not only encouraged to beat up on the little guys to get ahead in life-its necessary. Anyway, just so were clear, Im blaming my lack of an NBA career on the cheesedicks in charge of my youth rec league. They put handcuffs on me at an early age, and I never was able to break free from them. I reached my boiling point with the rec league when I blocked the shot of some dweeb who wore shirts with wizards and dragons on them and the refs called me for yet another bogus foul, only because I was a foot taller than the other kid. Instead of throwing a tantrum and causing a scene like most kids my age would have done, I waited until the game started again, sat down at half-court, took my shoes off, and cried for my mom in the bleachers to take me home. (Remember, kids: always take the high road.) Sure my outburst was ridiculous, but there was solid reasoning behind my behavior, considering it was obvious to me that the rec league wasnt challenging me enough and I was in desperate need of better competition. Ya know, competition that didnt play in jean shorts or keep an inhaler in its back pocket during the game. Thanks to AAU basketball, I more than found what I was looking for. For those who dont know, the Amateur Athletic Union oversees tournaments all over the country for amateur athletes in a variety of sports. But in basketball circles, "AAU" is basically just another way of saying "club basketball," as the fundamental idea behind AAU teams is that they are made up of the best players from several towns and even states, as opposed to teammates coming from just one town. The truth is that AAU governs only a very small fraction of the hundreds of tournaments that players could potentially play in during any given summer, but since it is the foremost organization in amateur sports, its name is synonymous with summer basketball. When I started playing AAU in 1997, it wasnt nearly as huge as it is now- some kids today would rather play AAU during the summer than play for their school teams-but it was still a good opportunity for me to test my skills against the best. More importantly, it gave me a chance to not feel like an ogre for being the only one on the court with armpit hair. THREE Ill never forget the first time I played against Greg Oden and Mike Conley, mostly because that one game changed my life forever. I cant remember what year it was, but it was definitely during either the spring or the summer when my AAU team played theirs in some tournament somewhere in Indiana I think. They had nothing but athletic black guys (redundant, I know) from Indianapolis on their team and were by far the best AAU team in the country, despite the fact that back then Greg wore Rec-Specs that made him as intimidating as Richard Simmonss vagina. Meanwhile, my team was full of stereotypical white guys from the suburbs who masked our athletic deficiencies with solid fundamentals and the collective ability to make it rain from anywhere on the court. I would say that heading into the game the clash of cultures conjured up memories of the Princeton upset over UCLA in the 1996 NCAA Tournament, bu Details ISBN0307745384 Author Mark Titus Short Title DONT PUT ME IN COACH Language English ISBN-10 0307745384 ISBN-13 9780307745385 Media Book Format Paperback DEWEY B Birth 1987 Year 2013 Publication Date 2013-03-12 Pages 288 Subtitle My Incredible NCAA Journey from the End of the Bench to the End of the Bench Country of Publication United States AU Release Date 2013-03-12 NZ Release Date 2013-03-12 US Release Date 2013-03-12 UK Release Date 2013-03-12 Place of Publication New York Publisher Random House USA Inc Imprint Anchor Books Illustrations 8 PP. B&W Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:51062540;

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