GIANT MICROBES-CRAB LOUSE-Stuffed Plush Pubic Crabs Pest Itch STD Insect Bug NEW

Description: GIANT MICROBESCRAB LOUSE "CRABS"(Pthirus pubis) These are almost cute...ALMOST! Unless you've seen and dealt with them up close...then, they are too damn creepy and accurate! Thanks to that "nice" hotel in Miami, where we spent a night before our cruise, we learned about these first-hand. ** There are many creams and shampoo treatments available which are highly effective for getting rid of crabs. The suggestion to go to the movies, pour an entire tub of highly-salted hot popcorn down your pants, wait for the crabs to go to the lobby to get a drink of water, and then you leave by a different door, is NOT as effective. However, it's still more highly recommended than going after each individual crab with an ice pick! April is STD AWARENESS MONTH. Celebrate by bringing home a new STD!(We highly recommend a plush variety!!!)[OK, technically, "Crabs" is not an STD, but come on, we all consider it one so, close enough!] All new materials ONLY Stuffed with Polyester Fibers Approximately 5" long (not including its antennae), 4" wide (body), 7" wide (legs), and 2" tall Each Giant Microbes CRAB LOUSE tag contains a close-up photo of the actual pest (TOO CLOSE...I started itching all over again!)as well as educational (and FUN! Yes, FUN! CRABS CAN BE FUN!) information inside. Giant Microbes--a million times actual size!For anyone with a healthy sense of humor! ** If you insist on trying this method first, make it a good movie so your time and money isn't a total loss. Still, STAY AWAY FROM ICE PICKS! A NOTE ABOUT GIANT MICROBES: We carry almost the complete line of Giant Microbes products (including many retired designs) and have since the company first began. It is going to take a while for us to get them all up and listed on here but we ARE working on it. In the meantime...if you need any that we haven't listed on here yet, if you want other ones for the "SPECIAL DEAL" below, or just a few for our regular multi-item savings (but can't find them yet), feel free to write and ask about our prices and availability. Yes, we usually have plenty! SPECIAL SALE!!! (Actually, our everyday multi-item sale price!) Whenever you purchase ANY 6 Regular or XL size Giant Microbes products (among others) you can get a 7th one FREE...including postage! The rules are easy to follow. After deciding on and paying for the first 6, just send us a note (through ebay) with which one you prefer as your gift. The first 6 need to be paid for at the same time or close enough (like within the hour, not spread out over a few days...we ship daily), with all being mailed to the same address so they can all be packed together in the same mailer. INTERNATIONAL BUYERS MUST USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND MAKE A SINGLE PAYMENT OR WE CAN'T HONOR THIS OFFER!!! The free one MUST be priced equal to or less than the lowest price one paid for. You can mix and match quantities from any of our listings that carry this offer (7 of one style or all different...doesn't matter to us!). Any listings selling pairs, sets, or multiple items already, count as single purchases. If you pay for the 7th one, you can still get ANOTHER one for free, but we will NOT send a refund for the 7th! Once shipped, you will STILL be entitled to our usual multi-item postage refund, based on the weight of the package and the cost to mail it. Please write with any questions BEFORE you purchase, especially if you want one (or more) which we haven't listed yet. Simple enough? IMPORTANT: When these are sent to us from Giant Microbes, depending on the quantity of our order, sometimes they are individually bagged and sometimes they are bulk bagged but NOT individually. When we mail yours out, each WILL be safely wrapped inside either a factory-sealed bag or a new plastic shopping bag to help protect it from the elements as it travels to you. As these are filled with polyester fibers, it can and will probably be packed tightly for shipping so if it appears a little "squished" when it arrives, it may just need to be shaken and "fluffed" upon removal from its mailing box. PLEASE, for the safety of your new friend, do NOT cut or puncture the box with any sharp objects! These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $17.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

Price: 17.95 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2024-02-19T01:39:03.000Z

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