Description: Instant Therapy PuttyIt’s way cheaper than a shrink!We all wish we could spend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about what’s going on in our lives. Instant Therapy Putty is like spending an hour on a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your shoes. Trauma!!Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-seated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets expensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for less! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term), so relieve it with Instant Therapy Putty.Specs, Features and Bragging RightsSpecial formula loosens up as you work it in your handsReally smart-looking pearl copper stress puttyHilarious gag gift for anyone stressed out by lifePackaged in funny shrink’s office tinPerfect for work, home, and anywhere panic attacks may occurTin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of puttyWork out those issues, dudeIf there is one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is ourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now. When you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your Instant therapy putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call it names, it doesn’t care.This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung, but on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out over the littles stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need to relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the watercooler. Instant Therapy Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without all that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings.FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE
Price: 14.95 USD
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
End Time: 2025-01-11T19:44:13.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Character: Therapist
Style: Fun & Curiosity
Theme: Therapy
Type: Putty
Color: Bronze
MPN: Therapy
Occasion: All Occasions
Brand: Gears Out