Description: ## Beware of Trusty Patches: A Collector's Dream T-Shirt for the Weary Undead (and Hoonters)! Calling all unkindled ash, seasoned hunters, and those who've braved the nightmares of Yharnam! Do you yearn for a companion who embodies both conniving charm and a complete lack of moral compass? Then look no further, for this stunning collector's t-shirt features the (in)famous Patches, a character so legendarily tricky, he's become a beloved mainstay of the Soulsborne universe! **A Master of Deception** This impeccably crafted shirt showcases Patches in all his glory. His roguish grin seems to wink at you, a hint of mischief glinting in his eye. Can you trust this well-spoken gentleman clad in a tattered cloak? The answer, dear hunter, is a resounding "no." Patches is a master of the bait-and-switch, luring unsuspecting adventurers into traps or simply kicking them off cliffs for his own amusement. But hey, at least he's honest about it... kind of. With the bold declaration "I'm Unbreakable Patches, Nobody Can Crack Me!" emblazoned across the front, this shirt perfectly captures the cheeky essence of this unforgettable Soulsborne icon. **A Legend Across Two Worlds** Whether you first encountered Patches kicking you down a well in Dark Souls or encountered his troll toll business in Bloodborne, this t-shirt is a must-have for any fan. He's a character who transcends titles, a trickster who weaves his way through the fabric of these unforgiving worlds, leaving a trail of bewildered (and sometimes broken) players in his wake. This shirt is a badge of honor for those who've persevered through Patches' shenanigans, a reminder that even in the face of relentless difficulty, a bit of dark humor can go a long way. **More Than Just a Pretty Picture** This isn't just any fan-made t-shirt. It's a conversation starter, a way to connect with fellow devotees of the Soulsborne experience. Imagine the camaraderie as you bump fists with another undead who recognizes the image. You'll share knowing glances, unspoken stories of being outsmarted or outmaneuvered by the one and only Patches. This shirt is a badge of honor, a testament to your ダークソウル (Dāku Sōru, "Dark Souls") and ブラッドボーン (Buraddobōn, "Bloodborne") cred. **A Timeless Treasure** So don't miss this opportunity to add this exclusive t-shirt to your collection! It's more than just clothing; it's a tribute to a character who's become a legend. It's a reminder that laughter, even in the face of despair, can be its own kind of victory. And who knows, maybe Patches himself will approve... maybe. Just don't turn your back on him while you're admiring the shirt. Just sayin'. * Patches Dark Souls Bloodborne shirt * Unbreakable Patches T-shirt * Soulsborne Patches shirt * Trust Me I'm Patches shirt * Dark Souls funny shirt * Bloodborne funny shirt * Patches bait and switch shirt * Undead hunter Patches shirt * Soulsborne trickster shirt * Gaming troll character shirt
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