Description: GOT BRAINS? Some men really go for a woman with a hot set of Frontal Lobes although, let's face it, some can't handle that and are intimidated and scared off, too! Declare for all to see that you have an active Cerebellum, a wickedly creative Hippocampus, and a Thalamus that might be open to the right sort of stimuli. At the very least, it shows you are a fan of neural activity, which so many seem to be lacking these days! Of course, for some, the only answer to this shirt is the OTHER age old adage, "It's not the size but how you use it," but that is usually spoken by someone who is dumber than a pile of rocks...or male. IMPORTANT NOTE: While we have no direct reports, only circumstantial evidence, we think it is only fair to warn you that this shirt may also attract unwanted attention from zombies with poor vision. ALSO IMPORTANT: In the most ridiculous twist of irony, it should be pointed out that this design is printed on what are called your basic, average T-shirts...in other words, MEN'S SHIRTS & SIZES! Trying to make some room in our warehouse! Up for sale is a fun, new twist on the age old "mine's bigger" adage on a T-shirt from the ABSURDITEES line of ATLAS SCREEN PRINTING. This design was retired more than a few years ago, at which time they sold all of their remaining inventory to us. I need the space so am offering these for the last time until they are gone. These are BRAND NEW, FIRST QUALITY, preshrunk 100% cotton shirts, available in size SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, and/or XXL (EXTRA EXTRA LARGE, DOUBLE XL, 2XL). This is an original, multi-color design, screen-printed onto ANVIL brand shirts for durability and long life...this is NOT some cheap iron-on design. Suggested to sell for $25.00 ($27.00 for 2XL) and up (plus postage), I am offering all that I have left for $22.00 each ($23.00 for 2XL), which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
Price: 22 USD
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
End Time: 2025-01-18T19:46:56.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Item Specifics
Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
Size: S-2XL
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Department: Unisex Adults
Style: Graphic Tee
Material: 100% Cotton
Pattern: Cerebral
Type: T-Shirt
Color: Light Blue
Brand: Anvil
Sleeve Style: Short Sleeve
Available Variations
Color: Regular
Price: 22 USD
Available Quantity: 3
Quantity Sold: 1
Color: Regular
Price: 22 USD
Available Quantity: 3
Quantity Sold: 2
Color: Regular
Price: 22 USD
Available Quantity: 8
Quantity Sold: 3
Color: Regular
Price: 22 USD
Available Quantity: 5
Quantity Sold: 2
Color: Regular
Price: 23 USD
Available Quantity: 3
Quantity Sold: 2