YOU CHOOSE MIX OR MATCH TWELVE (12) Funny Money Novelty Notes with FREE SLEEVES

Description: *IMPORTANT* This listing is NOT compatible with the eBay Cart to make your selections, please order by messaged list. Buying this listing requires sending a note or message to the seller with your list of 12 (TWELVE) selected novelty notes. You may choose from any of my currently listed novelty notes which are listed for Buy It Now up to $1.88 each. Auctions and Premium notes listed for higher prices are NOT eligible for this special discount offer. Quantities are generally limited to those specified as available on each desired notes' listing page, however larger quantities of certain kinds may be available by request. A 2 or 2.5 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE for each standard size bill. All Free Currency Sleeves are Brand New, but are provided AS-IS, due to occasional slight imperfections. The options are Not limited to the items pictured on this listing, as eBay limits the number of pictures which may be attached here. There are over 1200 possible selections. To see them all, use the links to the left side of this description for Items On Sale and/or Categories. Or better yet, Click on my eBay Store icon, which looks like a red or blue door, next to my name, and sort the store by Lowest First, or use the Store Search bar. The best way to mark your selections is by using the Note To Seller, or Send a Message to me directly with your list, either typed or copy/pasted eBay Item Numbers, and a few keywords from the Titles of each note and quantities desired. Each listing title contains keywords to differentiate them from similar versions, such as New-Style, Classic-Style, or Gospel Tract, which must be included if you are typing your list by the names. Please avoid requesting items by using single word descriptions, such as "the Santa bill", as I often have multiple varieties of each kind of note to choose from. If using the item numbers provided in the pictures, please include the short names as shown in the pictures as well, to prevent any errors. Please be sure to check your Inbox messages for my reply, just in case I require any clarification regarding your specific selections. Including the eBay Item Numbers prevents any possibility of confusion, but adding a few key words from each title is important as well. In case of a lack of communication from the buyer in providing or clarifying a list of selections, the seller reserves the right to choose the variety of notes at random. However this will delay your order, as I will spend a few days trying to contact the buyer first. If Randomly chosen notes are actually desired, you must specify "Random" using the Note To Seller option during Check-Out, to prevent any delays and subsequent attempts to reach you. Want to have some cool & fun items to show your friends? Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills! They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts! Please be sure to check out the other Novelty Note listings in my eBay store. I have over 1000 different kinds, and will be adding more each month. Collect them All! These Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Notes, as described in the title and shown in the picture, look like real money. The pictures show both sides of each note, with the fronts above the backs. They are Brand-New & Crisp, the same size as a real dollar, and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings. Deluxe Semi-Rigid Currency Holders and/or 4-Pocket Binder Display Sheets are NOT included with this listing, however you may find other similar listings in my store which would include them. They are Not actual currency, Nor legal tender. They are parody novelty currency, funny money or play money. They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value. As there has never been a $1,000,000 bill issued in the United States, the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own. They do not consider them to be counterfeit, because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist, nor have ever have existed. Many of them even have official US Government approval, and approved Library of Congress Copyrights. You can own them, confident in not violating any US law. Just do NOT try to spend them! I do NOT design or print any of these myself. This Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed as Parody items, using professional offset printing presses in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company, and were Purchased from an Authorized Vendor, so there are no valid copyright issues! They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation, or to commemorate or honor an event, or enhance sales, which will bring a smile and a laugh, and will be highly treasured for years to come! The shipping is Free (in the USA only) as an eBay Standard letter Envelope. Must order 2+ sets, or 16 or more total bills for free upgrade to Tracked 1st class Package. Please make sure your mailing address is current and complete, as we are not responsible for orders not arriving or returned to sender, due to an incorrect mailing address. If you have any questions about this or any of my other listings, Please contact me Before bidding. If you want more quantity of notes than are currently listed here, just ask! The listed quantities are often less than my actual on-hand inventory, due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety. But I can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you. When you receive your order(s), If there were no problems, Please Leave Positive Feedback. If there is any problem with the item you receive, or if it doesn't arrive within 14 days, Please... Contact Me, selecting the option to Ask a Question about your item, and let me make things right, before opening a dispute case or leaving any feedback. Thanks for checking out my listings, and Have a Wonderful Day! SPECIAL NOTEAccording to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category. Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements. Actual bills coloring, tint, brightness and/or contrast may vary from from listing images.While this may occasionally have been due to the printing process, it is often due to variances of individual display settings on users devices, such as computer or phone screen brightness level. PLEASE DO NOT CANCEL YOUR ORDER!CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CANCELLING AN ORDER IS NOT FREE!PayPal charges sellers a Non-refundable Transaction Fee and a percentage of the sale when an order is placed, and regardless if a buyer cancels the order, the seller still gets charged.Due to my low prices, these extra PayPal fees are often much more than the tiny profit which I would've made otherwise.The discount offers above are made possible by avoiding or eliminating extra PayPal Transaction Fees by using ADD TO CART to combine your various selections into a single check-out transaction.Placing separate orders and paying separately disqualifies them from the discounts, since no fees have been saved, and multiple orders cannot be combined for discounts after they have been paid for, even if an order was cancelled, since the PayPal Fees are still charged to the seller either way once order(s) have been placed.If you cancel your order and re-order, then it is not a single transaction and the seller will be charged even more than if you had simply placed separate transactions.Buyers often cancel orders for unnecessary reasons such as an incorrect mailing address or item selection or other concerns which may be resolved by simply sending the seller a message to ask if there is another solution instead of cancelling.If you feel that you must still cancel an order, please send me a message to let me know why, because you may be blocked from ever ordering from me again, if you get me charged these extra fees without a good reason.Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter. PLEASE DO NOT CANCEL YOUR ORDER!CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CANCELLING AN ORDER IS NOT FREE!PayPal charges sellers a Non-refundable Transaction Fee and a percentage of the sale when an order is placed, and regardless if a buyer cancels the order, the seller still gets charged.Due to my low prices, these extra PayPal fees are often much more than the tiny profit which I would've made otherwise.The discount offers above are made possible by avoiding or eliminating extra PayPal Transaction Fees by using ADD TO CART to combine your various selections into a single check-out transaction.Placing separate orders and paying separately disqualifies them from the discounts, since no fees have been saved, and multiple orders cannot be combined for discounts after they have been paid for, even if an order was cancelled, since the PayPal Fees are still charged to the seller either way once order(s) have been placed.If you cancel your order and re-order, then it is not a single transaction and the seller will be charged even more than if you had simply placed separate transactions.Buyers often cancel orders for unnecessary reasons such as an incorrect mailing address or item selection or other concerns which may be resolved by simply sending the seller a message to ask if there is another solution instead of cancelling.If you feel that you must still cancel an order, please send me a message to let me know why, because you may be blocked from ever ordering from me again, if you get me charged these extra fees without a good reason.Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter. ALERT: PLEASE NOTE THAT THE USPS POSTAL SERVICE ISCURRENTLY EXPERIENCING OCCASIONAL DELIVERY DELAYS. DUE TO LIMITED TRANSPORTATION AVAILABILITYAS A RESULT OF ONGOING NATIONWIDE PANDEMIC IMPACTS, 1st CLASS LETTER MAIL AND PACKAGE DELIVERY TIMES MAY BE EXTENDED. ADDITIONALLY, THE NEW POSTMASTER GENERAL, LOUIS DEJOY,HAS ALSO RECENTLY PROHIBITED USPS OVERTIME,AND TOLD USPS EMPLOYEES TO LEAVE MAIL BEHIND AT DISTRIBUTION CENTERS, IF IT DELAYED LETTER CARRIERS FROM THEIR ROUTES,CAUSING FURTHER MAIL DELIVERY DELAYS. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THESE USPS DELAYSTHANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING. Please note that all products are printed in large runs by professional printing companies, and none of them are ever printed at home, never on a pc, nor copier. However, the images shown on this listing are often stock photos provided by the manufacturers, which were of the original artwork as it was sent to the printing companies, and that the actual finished products sold here, after being printed by the printing companies, may vary in color, tint and print quality from the original manufacturer stock photos provided above.The various professional print companies may also use different thicknesses of paper stock for the final products, resulting in some novelty notes being thinner or thicker than others, which is not under this re-sellers control. Thank you for your understanding.

Price: 9.95 USD

Location: Oakley, California

End Time: 2024-02-28T09:35:29.000Z

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